An Interview With Michael Bay

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

This week two of my readers had the chance to sit down with "Transformers" director Michael Bay.

"20 Questions With Michael Bay"
by Andrew Sparks & Dennis Kurtz

Q: Thank you for joining us Mister Bay!

A: Thank you for having me.

Q: In "The Transformers" Shia LaBeouf is always wearing pants ... why?

A: What?

Q: Did you ever get the chance to see Shia LaBeouf without pants?

A: I don't think-

Q: Could he at least have worn some tight shorts?

A: Can we move on?

Q: Of course. Steven Spielberg co-produced "The Transformers" despite the fact that you're personally responsible for killing several dozen Jews for food and clothing ... how do you respond to that?

A: I think I should go.

Q: "Armageddon" ... "The Rock" ... "Pearl Harbor" ... and "The Island" ... all films that we've both been given blowjobs while watching but we still fell asleep during ... is that something that you hear alot?

A: Do you think that's really appropriate?

Q: Do you think Ben Affleck has horse teeth?

A: I'm leaving.

Q: We still have more questions ... please stay?

A: Ask me a serious question.

Q: Okay. You're producing a sequel to "Friday The 13th" ... is it really a sequel or a re-imagining of the original?

A: Well it's really more of a prequel than anything else.

Q: We understand that John Moore ("Omen" director) is attached?

A: That's correct yes.

Q: Is it true that large men smell like the inside of a horse that's been left in the desert too long?

A: I don't appreciate this.

Q: Sorry. Moore appears to have gained weight ... is it true that he ate the young actor that played Damien in "The Omen"?

A: These questions are stupid and cruel.

Q: Cruel like smothering a small child with a pillow or cruel like having to sit through "Bad Boys 2"?

A: I've had enough of this.

You both did a great job with that interview
Thank you both for allowing me to reprint it on my blog.

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