Poo

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Dear Constant Reader,

What the world needs now is a darn good colon cleansing. Everybody under 30 needs to be sent off to a desolate island, and forced to fend for themselves.

I'm tired of the "youngsters", and their vain, arrogant bullshit. There's nothing interesting, hip, exciting or fresh about the way these folks think, speak or act. It's all just a crashing bore.

Arthur
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WoW

Dear Constant Reader,

I find myself getting exceptionally bored with "World of Warcraft". It just seems to be a whole lot of mindless repetition that gets one nowhere. Kill 10 of these, grab 10 of these, walk here, fly here ... blah blah blah.

It truly is a well conceived game, but it's simply a whole of the same thing over and over again. It goes nowhere. Kind of like life! Hey, this game is fun after all.

Arthur
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I've given up on that

Dear Constant Reader,

I've decided to give up on the diet pill approach to losing weight. They just aren't helping, and I'm quite sure that they are making me sick.

I guess it's really just back to the method that was actually work (but I was too sick of to continue): diet and exercise.

Oh, how I wish there were diet pills. ... Wait ... what?
I'm sure I'll be a whole lot more positive about things after I've had a little bit more sleep.

Arthur
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And then there's Maude ...

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been so wrapped up lately in watching the currently on DVD seasons of "Maude". It really reminds one what an amazing comedic actress Bea Arthur was.

Why is it that all the really good ones need to leave this earth, and the evil ones tend to just hang on forever?

Arthur
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Everything ... including that

Dear Constant Reader,

Jim was finally evicted today. He really had it coming, and I'm glad that such swift action was taken. There was nothing better than watching him drive away with everything (including his hideous TV wall mount).
Some people just need to learn that their ego cannot save them from being sent off into the night.

Arthur
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