Some People

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

I have a friend who just purchased a tv lift cabinet, and I'm wondering what the hell for!
Who the hell does he think needs something like this?
He certainly didn't do it because of a limited space situation, and he certainly had his TV in a good enough position as it was.
Some people just buy shit for no other reason than to say "Hey look at me I can afford useless shit"

Arthur
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What I'd Like To Do

Dear Constant Reader,

There's nothing that I would love to do more than to shove my accountants gold watch directly up his ass.
I may sound cruel, but you'd agree if you knew what he's been up to with my money.
Nothing illegal, but still.
I would love to watch him try to shit a gold watch.
Actually, I'd love to watch anyone attempt that particular feat.
Is shitting gold watches hard to do?


Arthur
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Coupons Yay!

Dear Constant Reader,

Moving out makes one really forget about blogging!
I hope everyone is doing well!
Am I sure that I use enough exclamation?
I've been taking a peek at Gamefly coupons and marvelling at how much I could be saving on some of my favorite little goodies.
My income has been radically changed, so I really need to start doing the coupon thing more.
Life sucks, and then you meet a bitch who won't.

Arthur
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My Sister

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

I cannot make a long enough list of the things that I completely despise about the vicious whore.
I want to shove her sheepskin boots down her throat, and make her shit wool.
That's an image that's gonna stick with you through dinner time!
She is finding every possible way to make me crazy, and I know that she's loving every friggen minute of it.
I wish that I could crawl into a hole, and drag her into it with me.

Arthur
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Town Pride

Dear Constant Reader,

One would assume that folks from Branson Missouri would have just a little bit more pride in what their town represents to the rest of the world.
It's got an immediate name recognition that puts an exact picture in the heads of those that hear it, and you know exactly what you're getting from this place.
I only wish that the same could be said for the toilet hole that I currently reside in.
I'm quite sure that the only thing this town is good for is killing you slowly.

Arthur
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Best ... Cartoon ... Ever

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

I LOVE Daffy Duck.
It took me a long time to find one of my all time favorites.
This is a complete Chuck Jones classic.

Robin Hood Daffy:


Arthur
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Favorite Female Singers - Week #2

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm a huge fan of solo female singers/groups, and I've decided to treat you to a weekly selection of some of my favorites.

Some of the choices this week:
- Joan Jett
- Nikki Blonsky
- Juice Newton
& many more.

Use the Finetune widget (left) to enjoy all 45 of my choices for week two.

Arthur
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Yeaaahhaaaa!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

Swing open that door on your Branson rentals, and see the world.
I've noticed that I'm getting a few visitors from Branson, and I want to say: Welcome!
I love seeing my readership growing to include one of the bestest little cities in the world.
I hope that you enjoy my blog, and come back often.

Arthur
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A Really Awesome Charity

Dear Constant Reader,

Are you looking for a worthy car donation that will warm the cockles of your heart?
Car Angel (www.carangel.com) is a non-profit company that uses car and other donations to make videos for kids and teens. They have given away over 2.4 million videos.
Pretty neat huh?
Here's one of their great videos :

Donkey Ollie Christmas in Heaven Special:


I'm so glad to see such a great cause doing great things for our next generation.
Consider donating a vehicle to them, and make a difference!

Arthur
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When Life Gives You A Migraine, Slap Someone?

Dear Constant Reader,

Oh my life has just been a barrel of thrills lately, and I'm about ready to go batshit.
My sister is a crook, a liar and smells like diseased witch. I seriously want her to drop dead.
I think I feel a migraine coming on.
Why does life half to be so continuously difficult on me?
Am I not a good person?


Arthur
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