More Happy In Pants Time

Dear Constant Reader,

It has become clear to me that AXE Body Spray is responsible for me getting so laid tonight that I won't even be able to handle it.
I went to lunch with my ***kbuddy today and she told me that I "smelled ***kable* and looked ***kable too". I asked her if she wanted to come over after work and she said "yes".
It's because I was a whore for the commercials for AXE that chicks are tossing *u*sy at me like their a hungry man wanting a sandwich. The only difference is that their the ones who get eaten.
I realize that if I'm not writing sponsored posts or writing about my weird interests that I can't stop talking about *u*sy. That's because I love it! Is that a bad thing? Am I really like every typical guy out there who only thinks about one thing? I like to believe that I'm not but it's true.
Women like to claim that they don't talk about men's no-no area but they are lying!
Now I'm off to shower and spritz my special parts for the big night.
And how is your night starting off?

Arthur
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