But I Thought Jesus Could Do Everything?!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today I got a spam about ChristianFamilyLoans.com and I couldn't stop laughing.
Didn't Jesus make a big deal about money lenders? Or is this even more of the bible that Christians are going to deny so that they can make themselves feel about about their miserable lives?
We shouldn't be offering Christians debt assistance because they offer us nothing except laughs. Well then maybe we should offer them debt assistance because they do offer us laughs.
Boy do I stand corrected!
In Romans 13:8 it says (apparently) "Let no debt remain outstanding".
If you're late paying off this "Christian" loan will this company phone you at 7 am to yell at you for being a bad believer?
Did you know that every time you can't pay a bill Jesus gets the runs and has to sit in his cloud toilet for the entire day? This seems like a great inconvenience to your Lord and Savior doesn't it?

Arthur
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