Darwin Died For Jesus

Dear Constant Reader,

I had to have a conversation with a Christian today and it was the most painful experience of my life.
I then saw this on their bumper as they drove away from my house : Trust Jesus.
After I finished throwing up in my mouth I wrote a few bumber stickers of my own :

New Bumber Sticker Proposals

• Only you can prevent Christianity


• Give a hoot, Give God the boot


• Christians: The Other White Meat


• Jesus In, Garbage Out


• It IS Adam & Steve, Fuck Those Other Two


• Children Come Unto Me ... I'm A Priest!


• Save Our Forests, Burn A Bible


• Jesus Is Coming, Hand Him A Towel!


• Jesus Loves The Little Children But Not As Much As Our Priest


• Darwin Died For Jesus

Arthur
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