Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

Dear Constant Reader,

You know that there has to be Christians out there who actually believe this.
And please don't send me comments telling me that "The Onion" is fictionalized news.

from "The Onion"
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

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Arthur
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