God Help Us Horror Fans

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

This morning I watched "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning" and I'm pretty sure that Michael Bay needs to be stopped.

Michael Bay has produced (or is currently producing) the following horror remakes :
o The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
o The Amityville Horror (2005)
o The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
o The Hitcher (2007)
o The Birds (2009) (announced)
o Untitled Friday the 13th Sequel (2007) (in production)

Not only has Michael Bay decided to rape the movies us horror fans adore but he doesn't seem to give a shit about anything but the money.
This man (whom I'm quite sure is clinically retarded) is not a horror fan but merely a money grubbing pig.
We know that Hollywood is completely void of original ideas but for Chrissake leave the horror genre alone. Each time one of these idiot studios trots out one of these horror remakes they get progressively worse and I'm so sick of it.
It's already bad enough that Rob Zombie is remaking "Halloween".
Mister Bay would you kindly go back to making really bad action movies and leave the movies many of us have grown up on alone. And could you possibly drag Mister Zombie away from the genre as well?
What the hell is wrong with you two?

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