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Dear Constant Reader,

My caretaker is going to be taking his family to Branson Missouri for their summer holidays. I would imagine that they would fit in perfectly there, and hopefully they decide to never return.
I'm sure they'll feel quite comfortable among the redneck community, and their teeth missing brand of incest.
Why would anybody want to take their family to Missouri for those rare times that we get time off work? The answer to that question escapes me, but let's hope that they are gone long enough to keep me from remembering how much I cannot stand them.

Arthur
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