My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Not only do I think that I'm pretty good looking, but I'm also good in bed. Does saying that make me vain? Hell no.
The problem is that there are too many people with low self esteem, and there's not enough people who feel good about themselves.
I was rolling through a site dedicated to skinceuticals when I realized that the reason I'm so hot is that I spend far too much money on cosmetics. Am I worth it? If slapping on skin creme is gonna get me lucky then the answer is a resounding : YES!.
I'm sure that tomorrow I'll have some giant ego bash, but that's fine with me. I'm going to feel good about myself today!

"Milkshake" by Kelis :

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