More Junk Mail

Dear Constant Reader,

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can stop getting letters that are asking me to by death insurance?
I've made it quite clear that I intend on putting a gun in my mouth at age sixty, and I don't intend on leaving anything to anyone.
Why the hell should I care about what happens after I pass on? The answer is: I shouldn't!
Oh, and I'm joking about the gun thing.

Arthur
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