I'm Sailing Away ... Set An Open Course For The Virgin Seas

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Summer is just around the bend, and it's time for me to start looking at the family's yearly crewed yacht charters.
We enjoy pretending that we are independently wealthy, and the best way to do that is to get a charter for our family to have a drunken fistfight on.
I'm not saying that my family is violent, but they are the most terrible group of people to spend more than one day with.
It's my turn to worry about getting our family on a boat, and I can't wait for the fighting, backstabbing, and generally bitchiness to take the water.
That kind of fun is completely priceless.

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