Dear Constant Reader,
A photo journal of my walk to Mac's for coffee ...
Moss On A Tree :
A Local Hotel :
McDonald's & Smitty's :
Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting Place :
A Mailbox :
Hydro Lines :
A Great Restaurant :
Mac's :
Arthur
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A Walk For Coffee - Part II
Monday, April 30, 2007
Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 6:15 PM 0 comments
A Walk For Coffee - Part I
Dear Constant Reader,
I'm starting to enjoy taking pictures enough to think about turning my blog into a partial photo blog.
I've started off the festivities with some photos of our bridge, but I'm now going to kick things up a notch.
I'm going to be taking a walk to my favorite coffee shop tonight, and snapping some snaps of the things that I see along the way. How thrilling is that?
Would my three readers like to see a little bit of the community that I call home?
I'll be back shortly!
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 4:20 PM 0 comments
Army chief says Harry will go to Iraq
Dear Constant Reader,
Doesn't the royal family have enough money to buy his way out?
I wonder what his mother would think of her son being sent off to play in Bush's overseas adventure?
Army chief says Harry will go to Iraq
By D'ARCY DORAN, Associated Press Writer
Mon Apr 30, 1:52 PM ET
LONDON - The head of the British army said Monday that he had personally decided that Prince Harry, the third in line to the throne, will serve with a combat unit in Iraq.
Commanders reportedly had reconsidered their decision to allow the prince to fight in Iraq for fear he would become a target of insurgents and his presence could endanger other soldiers. Harry's regiment, the Blues and Royals, is due to begin a six-month tour of duty in Iraq within weeks.
Over the past two weeks, newspapers have reported threats by Iraqi insurgents to kill or kidnap the prince, including claims his photograph had been widely circulated among militants. Military chiefs acknowledge that Harry would be an attractive target and that his presence could lead to a surge in attacks on British forces.
Gen. Sir Richard Dannatt said the decision would be kept under review, but he hoped his statement would end media speculation on Harry's deployment.
"The decision has been taken by myself that he will deploy in due course," Dannatt said. "I would urge that the somewhat frenzied media activity surrounding this particular story should cease in the interests of the overall security of all our people deployed in Iraq."
He spoke after newspaper reports cited unidentified senior military officials as saying an army review was likely to lead to Harry being banned from the battlefield, although he could still do a desk job.
Clarence House, Prince Charles' London office, would not comment on Dannatt's statement.
Harry, a 22-year-old second lieutenant, is a tank commander trained to lead a 12-man team in four armored reconnaissance vehicles. If deployed, he would become the first royal to serve in a war zone since his uncle, Prince Andrew, flew as a helicopter pilot in Britain's conflict with Argentina over the Fakland Islands in 1982.
The younger son of the late Princess Diana, Harry has been a frequent face on the front of Britain's tabloid newspapers, which have provided a constant stream of coverage of his party-going lifestyle at glitzy London nightclubs.
But he has said he is serious about an army career. After graduating from the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst last year, Harry insisted on an opportunity to serve in the armed forces.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 4:06 PM 0 comments
Took A Walk & Took Two Pictures
Dear Constant Reader,
I took a walk today, and snapped a couple photos of our bridge.
I'm not a fabulous photographer, but I thought you might like to see what I did with the camera.
River & Bridge :
Better View Of River :
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:22 AM 0 comments
My Day Out
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
Hey! A post I didn't get paid to write! Wow!
I went out today, and did a little shopping.
What I Purchased :
1. Three novels : "Lisey's Story" by Stephen King, "Looking Good Dead" by Peter James, and "Dead Simple" by Peter James.
2. A new digital camera
3. Batteries
4. York Peppermint Patties
5. Cheese
6. Ground beef
7. Chocolate muffins
8. Cottage cheese
9. Nair
10. A bottle of water
11. Two packs of cigarettes
I blew through my money in less than 2 hours, and I'm so happy.
I've also decided that I'm no longer going to be financially responsible for people who aren't responsible shoppers.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 5:23 PM 1 comments
Yet Another Ghost That Haunts Us
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Dear Constant Readers,
My clients are taking up a lot of time today, and I've decided to take a few hours off to relax.
I'm going to spend my lunch surfing for discount furniture, and then I'm going to head to a house where the occupants have been reporting Amityville-like activity. Of course, the Amityville case was a case of complete fraud, and what this family is going through appears to be real.
Last night appears to have been the most frightening experience they've faced so far. The family was sitting around, and they heard cupboard doors banging shut in the kitchen. The father walked slowly into the kitchen, and that's exactly what he witnessed. Several dishes tumbled from the cupboard, and shattered on the kitchen floor.
The family has decided to move into a hotel until things are dealt with.
There has been other things as well, and the family has finally decided that they cannot deal with this by themselves. They made the right choice.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 1:26 PM 1 comments
Oh what I wouldn't give ...
Dear Constant Reader,
I've also been afraid of water, and boating. This is something that I've had to deal with for a long time, and I think that I'm going to face the problem this summer.
A lot of my friends enjoy the water, so why shouldn't I?
A good friend of mine also thought that it was sad that I've never learned how to ride a bike, and so I went and purchased myself one.
I'm going to take this summer to try things that are a little bit (a lot!) scary to me. I just hope that I don't end up in a body cast because of these new adventures.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 1:20 PM 0 comments
Redneck Entertainment
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
My caretaker is going to be taking his family to Branson Missouri for their summer holidays. I would imagine that they would fit in perfectly there, and hopefully they decide to never return.
I'm sure they'll feel quite comfortable among the redneck community, and their teeth missing brand of incest.
Why would anybody want to take their family to Missouri for those rare times that we get time off work? The answer to that question escapes me, but let's hope that they are gone long enough to keep me from remembering how much I cannot stand them.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:29 AM 0 comments
Sweet Jesus
Dear Constant Reader,
It's not a secret that I find Christians (Catholic's in particular) to be loathsome creatures.
I find myself becoming more, and more irritated by these clowns waving their Catholic bibles around like foaming lunatics.
How about a Wiccan themed religious program? Or Satanism?
Why do we give the Christian community their own network that they use to spread disinformation like a hooker spreads their legs?
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:23 AM 0 comments
More Junk Mail
Dear Constant Reader,
Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can stop getting letters that are asking me to by death insurance?
I've made it quite clear that I intend on putting a gun in my mouth at age sixty, and I don't intend on leaving anything to anyone.
Why the hell should I care about what happens after I pass on? The answer is: I shouldn't!
Oh, and I'm joking about the gun thing.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:17 AM 0 comments
A Yard Like A Bingo Hall
Dear Constant Reader,
I'm not sure what strange event my neighbor is planning, but he's got several dozen folding chairs scattered around his yard.
I certainly hope that he's not planning some extravagant, and loud event that's going to keep me from being in my happy place today.
What's weird is that all the chair are facing toward an empty field. A UFO watch perhaps? It could also be that they've discovered the phenomena that we call our "Indian dancers", and he wants to show it off to his friends.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:10 AM 0 comments
The Eternal Struggle
Dear Constant Reader,
I spent today moving furniture around the around, and spraining my friggen foot in the process.
Moaning among a sea of teak outdoor furniture is not my idea of fun, but at least the work is done.
I think I'm going to spend the rest of the day playing "Sims", and eating painkillers as if they were never going to make painkillers again.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:03 AM 0 comments
Earth Day For Serial Killers
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
Today is Earth Day, and that means that a lot of people will be pretending to care about the earth.
What about if you're a serial killer? Can't you contribute to fixing our planetary problems as well? You sure can!
There are several serial killers who have taught us that you don't have to be sane to care about the world in which you live, and today we're going to learn how current serial killers can save the earth.
Let's begin ...
1. Ads :
Worried that the newspaper ad that you use to lure victims is destroying our trees? Have you considered luring victims through online ads?
There are many great services that will allow you to be more efficient in luring unsuspecting women to your rent stabilized massacre house.
Trick a victim into thinking that you're a good person, and save a birch.
2. Axe Murder :
Bullets are not only expensive, but they aren't immediately reusable. Have you considered using an enviro-friendly axe instead?
You may have to chase the screaming victim, but you'll do so with a clean conscience.
3. Bathrooms :
Why would you want to litter a roadside with a corpse when you can use your bathroom to both clean (if you wish to have sex with the corpse), and dispose of it down the toilet?
You may use more water, but this will also mean that there won't be nasty exhaust emissions from the inevitable drive to the secluded dumping site.
4. Cannibalism :
Imagine not only being able to deal with overpopulation, but being able to feed yourself cheaply as well?
You may find this practice disgusting, but this is another way to cut down on unnecessary litter.
5. Cults :
Take a page from Charles Manson, and send out your kill-crazy cult in one vehicle instead of separate ones. Not only will this slow down fuel dependence, but exhaust emissions as well.
6. Necrophilia :
Why litter at all when you can have use the corpse for sexual relief? Imagine having a sex partner that can't talk back, and has the "real-person feel" that sex dolls don't?
Have you found a undiscovered way to preserve the dead? Use that to your advantage, and recycle the sex organs for your own personal enjoyment.
Another way that you're cutting down on creating more unnecessary trash, and waste!
7. Souvenirs :
All the hip serial killers will often take pieces of their victims as a trophy of their accomplishments. This is a super way to have to dispose less of the corpse, and cut down on adding to the world's terrible littering habits.
It may not be as good as previous steps, but at least you get a gold star for trying.
These are just seven ways, but I'm sure that you can find other ways to protect our planet from it's inhabitants littering ways.
Happy Hunting!
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 5:26 AM 0 comments
Madonna To Become Every Babies Mommy?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Dear Madonna,
Have you finally decided to take time off from showing your crotch on stage to run an orphanage? You're a perfect role model for that kind of work you arrogant old sow!
from IMDB.com :
Madonna To Take Over Malawi Orphanage?
Pop icon Madonna has offered a helping hand to Malawian children by proposing to take over the orphanage where she adopted baby David Banda. The 48-year-old singer, who is currently in the African nation with 18-month-old Banda and 10-year-old daughter Lourdes, announced her ambitions during her visit to the Home of Hope in the village of Mchinji. The Evita star says, "I might take over the orphanage because the pastor here is getting old and is about to retire. If Malawians will work hand in hand with me I will still help Malawi." Madonna is also reportedly looking for a home in Malawi, where she hopes to spend up to a month each year in order to manage the various charity projects she has embarked on in the poverty-stricken country.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 2:41 AM 0 comments
Boycott The News
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
So (yet again!) the news is now blaming violence in media on violence in real life. We're letting them get away with this because?
CNN's "Showbiz Tonight" asked the question : Is violence in television, movies, and video games desensitising us to real life violence? The answer is "yes" if you're as mentally challenged as the people who report the news, and the people who take the news seriously.
Nancy Grace, and her idiot friends need to seek employment elsewhere so that we no longer have to listen to them talk down to us.
Is there a solution? Yes! Let the news networks know that you're not going to watch the news until they stop trying to create something that doesn't exist.
It's your television, and you're letting the people on it talk to you like you're stupid.
Oh and Richard Gere? I adore you, but stop acting like a horny pig.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 1:01 AM 0 comments
Another School Shooting
Monday, April 16, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
Another looney went crazy goes crazy, and takes the spotlight away from important celebrity news.
I want to know if Anna Nicole Smith has risen from the dead, and not that another nutcase made a bad decision ....
Gunman, 32 others killed in Va. shooting
By SUE LINDSEY, Associated Press Writer
BLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a Virginia Tech dorm and then, two hours later, shot up a classroom across campus Monday, killing 32 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history. The gunman committed suicide, bringing the death toll to 33.
Students complained that there were no public-address announcements or other warnings on campus after the first burst of gunfire. They said the first word they received from the university was an e-mail more than two hours into the rampage — around the time the gunman struck again.
Virginia Tech President Charles Steger said authorities believed that the shooting at the dorm was a domestic dispute and mistakenly thought the gunman had fled the campus.
"We had no reason to suspect any other incident was going to occur," he said.
He defending the university's handling of the tragedy, saying: "We can only make decisions based on the information you had on the time. You don't have hours to reflect on it."
Steger said the university decided to rely on e-mail and other electronic means of notifying members of the university, but with 11,000 people driving onto campus first thing in the morning, it was difficult to get the word out to everyone.
Virginia Tech Police Chief Wendell Flinchum would not say how many weapons the gunman carried. But a law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the investigation was incomplete, said that the gunman had two pistols and multiple clips of ammunition.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 3:47 PM 0 comments
Why hadn't I heard about Ann Coulter doing this?
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
I guess I was too busy learning who Anna Nicole's baby-daddy was to have heard this. Why are we firing Don Imus for his remark, and letting this witch by with a free pass? Is it because we expect her to constantly say stupid things so she just gets away with it?
Am I the only one that notices she never answers a question? It's like she has a set of talking points that she wants to get across, and isn't even listening to the questions being asked.
This witch continues to amaze, and confound me :
Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards A "Faggot" :
Ann Coulter "Defends" Herself :
A Funny Ann Coulter Spoof :
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 2:51 AM 0 comments
Feeling Particularly Laggy Lately
Friday, April 13, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
I've been feeling like I'm in the need for a big energy boost lately, and I haven't quite figured out why.
I've been sleeping well, and the stresses have been the same of normal.
So what could it be?
I find that I'm dragging through my day, and I've yet to find a reasonable way for me to solve this problem.
I'm thinking that I'm going to sleep late tomorrow morning, and spend the rest of the day with a book.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 9:16 PM 0 comments
It's Time To Sleep
Dear Constant Reader,
Two things that help me get to sleep are my prescription for sleepy pills, and my creative use of sound machines.
Nothing gets me to sleep faster than the soothing sounds of a rain forest at my ear.
I've always used these contraptions, and I've never been disappointed with how quickly they can send me off to slumber land.
Some people (and don't we hate those people?) have no problems sleeping, but I'm sure that those people are merely cyborgs that feed on us for sustenance.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 9:11 PM 0 comments
Zoom Zoom Zoom
Dear Constant Reader,
It's time for me to strap on the old motorcycle sunglasses, and hit the backyard.
Did you think that I was going to tell you that I was going to hit the open road? Silly reader.
It's spring, and time for me to do some yard cleaning!
I hate yard work, but I feel obligated to keep the yard looking like a pack of wild yaks haven't been foot racing their way through the yard.
I should probably hire someone to do it, but then I just feel way more lazier than I actually am.
What's on your weekend caledner folks?
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 9:01 PM 0 comments
Oooh It's Friday The 13th
Dear Constant Reader,
There's very good reason to freak out over Friday The 13th.
People get very weird, and it's best to take note of a few things :
1. Stay away from unstable individuals.
2. Avoid group settings.
3. Don't go out if you don't need to.
4. Don't participate in life-threatening tasks.
5. Keep pets indoors.
Some of these things may sound odd, but this advice is coming from someone who's dealt with the significance of this day since becoming a professional paranormal investigator.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 4:59 PM 0 comments
Really Old Stars Perhaps Ideal for Advanced Civilizations
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
Who says the government isn't aware that pretty soon this planet will be inhabitable?
from Space.com :
Edna DeVore, Education and Public Outreach
SPACE.com
Planets abound in the galaxy. Over the past decade, scientists have discovered giant planets mostly by radial velocity techniques that detect the spectral shift in a star's light caused by the to and fro tug of an unseen planetary companion.
This method has detected more than 200 planets, dominantly large close-in planets called 'hot Jupiters' that are inhospitable to life as we know it.
In the near future, with the launch of NASA's Kepler Mission in 2008, we'll have the tools to seek evidence of Earth-size planets in the habitable zone of distant stars.
The search for life beyond Earth is the search for a good place to live, a habitable planet, in orbit about a long-lived star where life may arise and evolve. The first place we looked was at stars like our own Sun, a middle-sized, middle-aged star. G-Stars like the Sun are stable for about 10 billion years, which is a good long time for planets to form, and life to evolve. We also expected to find solar systems like our own with small terrestrial planets near the star, and larger gaseous planets farther out. This particular pre-conception was discarded with the discovery of hot Jupiters on 4-day orbits about their stars.
The idea that other, less-massive, dimmer stars than the Sun could also host habitable worlds has long been debated. A particular class, M-Stars, are of interest simply because there are so many of them-they are the most common star in the galaxy. They're the cool stars that inhabit our neighborhood.
There's considerable interest in the question of whether M-Stars could host habitable planets. Would the planets be tidally locked with one face always directed toward the M-Star? Would flares wipe out life on the local planet? If M-Stars could host habitable planets, life may be much more widespread that we've previously thought. Thus, M-Stars are of interest to astrobiologists including SETI scientists who are searching for life beyond Earth.
In July 2005, a team of SETI institute scientists, as part of our NASA Astrobiology Institute research program, brought together a diverse group of scientists to consider-frankly reconsider-the possibility of life on planets orbiting M-Stars. The results of this workshop are now published as the current issue of 'Astrobiology': Search for Habitable Planets Outside Earth's Solar System. According to the publisher, 'These reports present the preliminary results and conclusions from recent studies on the habitability of M Star Planets, which are planets about the size and mass of Earth that contain sufficient amounts of carbon dioxide (CO2) in their atmosphere to support a stable source of water on the planet's surface. The habitability of terrestrial planets depends in large part on the distance of their orbit from the nearest star. Most of the stars closest to the Earth's Sun are characterized as M Stars, and planets orbiting M Stars are of particular importance in the ongoing Darwin/Terrestrial Planet Finder missions being developed jointly by the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the European Space Agency (ESA).'
The collected papers present the current understanding of M-stars, explore various aspects of M Stars (including dwarf M Stars and low mass M Stars), describe efforts to simulate Earth-like planets, consider the possible greenhouse effects in the atmosphere of Earth-like planets, and review the spectral signatures of photosynthesis.
'M stars are the most accessible, yet challenging, targets for habitable zone terrestrial planet searches,' says journal Editor-in-Chief, Sherry L. Cady, Ph.D., Associate Professor in the Department of Geology at Portland State University. 'The potential for M Star habitable zone planets to evolve biospheres and retain them are but two of the many reasons to include M stars in the search for evidence of life beyond the confines of Earth.'
Why are SETI scientists interested in M-Stars? As Dr. Peter Backus, Observing Programs Manager for SETI, concluded in a preliminary report on the M-Stars workshop, 'One...aspect of M dwarfs makes them intriguing for SETI: they may be ideal hosts for advanced technological civilizations because they live an extraordinarily long time. Stars like the Sun live (i.e., they fuse hydrogen into helium) for only about 10 billion years. No M dwarf that ever formed has yet to die; no M dwarf will die for more than another 100 billion years. With such long lifetimes, there are big possibilities for these small stars.'
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:23 AM 0 comments
How Pink Inspired Me
Dear Constant Reader,
Pink's "Dear Mister President" is the best song of the year ... period.
The song that inspired me :
I never expected this from Pink, but I just love being surprised.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 2:56 AM 0 comments
I Got My Pogo Bone On
Dear Constant Reader,
I'm 4 badges away from having 100 badges on Pogo.
Here's the badges that I've won in April, and here's to winning four more today ya'll :
Zig-Zag Zone Badge
Shuffle Bump
Apr 11, 2007
Zoom Zoom Zoom Badge
Turbo 21
Apr 11, 2007
High Octane Badge
Turbo 21
Apr 11, 2007
Fire Agate Badge
Blooop
Apr 8, 2007
Four-for-One Badge
Blooop
Apr 8, 2007
21 and Over Badge
Turbo 21
Apr 6, 2007
Love Story Badge
Showbiz Slots II
Apr 1, 2007
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 1:10 AM 15 comments
I Love When You Folks Email Me Your Anger ... It Sustains Me
Dear Constant Reader,
Posting about the fact that I'll never have a Disney vacation home has caused someone great emotional distress ... and I LOVE IT!
People's blind anger is what sustains me in these hard times.
Check it : (spelling errors intact)
You,
Just because you're too fat and stupiud to to get a proper jobn doesn't mean that the rest of hus fhave to suffer!!!!!!!
This wasn less an email, and more of a psychotic hate on for someone who's let the Florida sun aggrivate their simple mind.
Who takes the time to send me these angry emails? I don't know, but DAMN are they fun.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 12:55 AM 0 comments
Arrogance Isn't Going To Bother Me
Dear Constant Reader,
Learning that those who work in Telecom Consulting are more arrogant than they should be didn't surprise me in the least.
There's something about a suit, and tie that causes the circulation to be cut of to the brains of the corporate criminal.
These folks may have plenty to be proud of, but their ego's need to be put into check.
However ...
That was last week's concern.
I'm no longer going to allow huge ego's get on my nerves the way they used to. I've realized that ego maniacs are severely injured people that deserve our sympathy. They are not to be envied, and worshipped no matter how badly they need to be.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 12:47 AM 0 comments
Last Week & This Week
Dear Constant Reader,
Last week we learned what RFI Shielding, and this week I've learned a few other things :
1. People will believe anything you tell them.
2. Families are hazardous to one's health.
3. People are far more sensitive than ever.
4. 78% of the people I know are using me.
5. Stephen Colbert still isn't funny.
It's important that you learn something every day, and that every day you learn more.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 12:40 AM 0 comments
Imus Wasn't The Only One Spewing Slurs That Day
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Dear Constant Reader,
Well looky here boys, and girls ...
Listen carefully ... :
Was that "jigaboos" and, "fag" coming out the of the mouths of others?
Why is Don Imus being singled out?
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:30 PM 0 comments
Things I Can't Afford - A List
Dear Constant Reader,
I've decided to make a list of things that I can't afford :
1. Florida rental vacation :
Not that is something that I want, but it would be nice to be able to say to people "hey I'm going to Florida, and you're not".
2. A blow-up doll :
This would be so much easier than actually having to have a conversation with the woman that I currently welcome to my bed.
3. Fruit of the month club :
I don't actually eat a lot of fruit, but it would be nice to have some fruit while I hump my blow-up doll during my Florida vacation.
4. A large screen television :
It would be nice to watch the video of my blow-up doll sex in Florida on a big screen wouldn't it?
5. A video store of my own :
This would allow me to rent out the video that I made without having to switch it with a copy of "Driving Miss Daisy" at my current video store.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 7:32 PM 0 comments
Nearly Getting Brained
Dear Constant Reader,
Shopping at a thrift store is fun. It's more fun when the store gives you a free bag of goodies when you trip over a pile of kids furniture, and nearly brain yourself.
I'm sure that they didn't think that a pile of tiny furniture would be a hazard when thrown into the middle of an aisle, but it is.
Not only did I not knock myself out, but I got myself a bag of freebies for the inconvenience of nearly entering a vegetative state.
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 7:23 PM 0 comments
That Chick In Front Of Me
Dear Constant Reader,
To Hell with the dumb ass in the checkout line.
I have a tin of tuna, she has $500 worth of dog supplies, and I'm supposed to let her go ahead of me?
I'm assuming that she thinks that I've let common sense go out the window, and that I'm just going to let the crazy dog lady sail past me in line?
I don't care that her dog might be having a kibble emergency, and I'm not even going to pretend to care.
Can't she go and irritate shoppers at a store other than my favorite store?
Arthur
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Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 2:15 PM 0 comments
Modern Love
Dear Constant Reader,
Today we're going to talk about the things that make love work.
Why waste your time with a Bed & Breakfast when you can cuddle up in your home with cookies, and a box of condoms?
There's nothing I love more than doing stuff with someone till stuff shoots out, and eating Oreo cookies.
I don't care what women want, and the woman that I'm with doesn't care what I want either. We just wanna have the kind of sex that snaps the legs off the bed, and then go back to our respective homes.
Isn't that romantic? It is to us.
Arthur
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