Is Jesus A Squirrel?

I have a friend that has conscious-having squirrels giving of themselves in order to save the lives of other squirrels.
This got me to wondering if Jesus himself (or is it Himself?) was not a man but a small, nut hungry creature with puffy Disneyesque cheeks.
Is it possible that Jesus (like say Darryl Hannah) lived in the trees and foraged peanuts and berries for those long Jerusalem nights?
If Jesus is truly a oak dwelling nut muncher then we should allow ourselves to be more aware of attempting to hit these tiny Messiahs with our SUV's and such.
Can you imagine if one day every dead squirrel suddenly rose from the dead to wreak holy terror on our sinful, small-animal hating ways?

Arthur
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