Blogathon Post #19 "Fifteen Minutes Of Shame"

This topic was suggested by kweeeeeeeee over at Punny.Org

10 Things To Do With A Newspaper When You're Trapped In An Elevator

• Make a pirate hat


• Make an adult diaper for yourself in case you need to go potty


• Pee on the floor and make a sailboat


• Write your last will and testament on it before the shaft plummets to the bottom


• Do the crosswords


• Find a date


• Eat it when you begin starving


• Use it to wipe if you make poopy


• Paper airplane!


• Write a "HELP ME" note to slide between the doors

Arthur
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