Credit card fraud and quick pitching tents

Stealing credit card information: 9 years in jail, Being made someone's prison girlfriend: Priceless
9 Yrs Prison for WiFi Credit Card Hacker

This can't be true because politicians never do anything like this.
Rumsfeld Promises To Defeat The Taliban After Claiming In 2002 It Was Defeated

But I've been pitching 2 second tents for years!
2 second tent: pitched before it hits the ground

It's only going to get worse.
Rocketboom dies on the launchpad

Satire isn't dead ... just people's brain cells.
Satire is now officially dead

Arthur
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