Roleplaying Not Everything It's Cracked Up To Be

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

I met a very strange woman who was into sexual role playing, and she asked me about my fantasies.
I was going to ask if tying her up with a dirty table tablecloth, attaching a car battery to her nipples and pushing her down the stairs counted as a fantasy, but I didn't.
Why do people feel the need to spice things up with roleplay?
Isn't it good enough more to just get buck naked, and fuck?
I suppose that I'm never going to understand these people at all.

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