I'm Turning Into The Other Men In My Family

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

I've started drinking again, and I don't particularly care.
It had to happen eventually since I come from a family that loves their bottle.
I purchased a half filled Double Gulp, and filled the other half with whiskey.
I plan on getting completely shit-faced this morning, and pretending that I'm not turning into the other guys in my family.
I'll probably top of the day by picking up some whore, and having meaningless sex with them.
It worked for my old man.

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