Furniture ... Mother, Father, Secret Lover?

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Our neighbors purchased a set of teak outdoor furniture that I would love to dry hump.
It's the most beautiful outdoor set I've ever seen, and I have to resist the urge to sneak into their yard and do scary things to it.
We've never had a really nice set of patio furnishings, and I'm jealous to the point of complete insanity.
I'm now going to take some pictures of their new furniture, crawl into bed and touch myself to the glossies of these backyard masterpieces.
Be back later.

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