Holy wow yipes

Dear Constant Reader,

Recently I came across a site called "Fundies Say The Darnest Things" and oh my holy wow!
Here's a sampling of the kinds of things that Christians pull out of their ass :

"Well then imagine a world without religion, great huh? Wrong!!...Because then tomorrow I could come kill your family, your pets, your friends, and likely you; and then myself..guess what, NO REPERCUSSIONS...yes, thanks to you I can kill everybody.....thanks for the help buddy.....everybody go kill everybody else...whoever's left wins!!..."

TalesoftheGoldMonk, Imdb [Comments (30)] [2007-Feb-28]
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"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (174)] [2006-Oct-01]
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"there is no reasoning with people who refuse to accept His Truth. I've seen many angry atheists in my time..most of them have admitted to experimentation with perversions like drug abuse homosexuality witchcraft and trying to dye their skin..

You can offer them the Truth and they will deny it, they want to remain willfully ignorant they want to run from Him. Remember...they have made the jump from believing a God-->no god...on top of believing fairy tails and pseudoscientific theories..

History has shown the true danger of being absent of God..the nazis were the greatest atheistic threat modern society has ever faced. We saw what darwinism was capable of..but ultimately good will prevail. They can run and deny, but only they wil have to answer to their chosen savior...Satan..."

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (16)] [2007-Feb-27]
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Actually Creationism has about 6,000,000 times more evidence supporting it than Holocaustianity does....

Holocaustianity is definitely one of the most irrational and fanatical belief systems."

Defensor Fidei, FSTDT Forums [Comments (18)] [2007-Feb-28]
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"[On James Cameron's documentary claiming to have found caskets containing Jesus and his family.]

I've already advised the Discovery Channel that if they air this I will cancel my subscription....they should be lucky that I don't strap explosives around my waste.
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John, Time blog [Comments (51)] [2007-Feb-28]
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"Another game atheists play
We don't buy the fact that atheists believe that God is imaginary. Do atheists complain about:

1) The Big bad wolf? No.
2) Scylla and Charybdus? No.
3) Sightings of Mary that one poster here keeps bringing up? No.
4) Darth Vader? No.
5) The wicked witch of the West? No.
6) The Borg from Star Trek? No.

Nor any other wicked character they believe is fictious. Atheists don't criticize, judge, or curse the above characters nor would they if other people believed they were real. And they certainly don't feel threatened by the acts of the above characters as they feel about God's warnings about hell. Would they be threatened if we tell them that the big bad wolf is going to come and eat them up? No. Oh, they might lie for the sake of debate and claim they would be, but then they would look even more foolish. But they have told us they consider hell a threat."

Carico, CARM [Comments (59)] [2007-Feb-20]
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"TO ALL: HOMOS, PERVERTS, QUEERS, FAGGOTS AND HESHES (AKA, GAYS)
PS. 94:16 WHO WILL RISE UP FOR ME AGAINST THE EVILDOERS ? OR WHO WILL STAND UP FOR ME AGAINST THE WORKERS OF INIQUITY?
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TO SEE HOW A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BECOMES A PERVERTED SODOMITE>>>
PLEASE READ ROMANS CHAPTER ONE. JESUS WILL SAVE AND FORGIVE YOU, IF YOU WILL REPENT! LUKE: 13:3,5 PROVERBS 28:13.
FOR A FREE GOSPEL TRACT ENTITLED WHAT GOD SAYS ABOUT THE SIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY,PLEASE FEEL FREE TO E MAIL ME.
PS/ SEE ALSO>>>> GEN.13:13 >>>> GEN: 19: 1>38
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NOTE : IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THIS, YOU ARE AN INTOLERANT, MEAN SPIRITED, BIGOTED, HATE MONGERING "BIBLEPHOBE" [emphasis original]"

Pastor Billy Ball, Pam's House Blend [Comments (43)] [2007-Feb-16]
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There is plenty more of this scariness at : FSTDT.
I'm not sure how they capture all these quotes from all the sites but good job!

Arthur
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