Getting Stupid Things In The Mail Rocks

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm on a cranky streak aren't I?
Last week I received a calender and two of those advertising pens that my parents had 8,677 of when I was a kid.
I was actually shocked with the pens worked. I was even more shocked that the calender was dated 2006.
If you people are going to send me things that I don't want then please make sure that they are things that I might be able to use.
The pens were great but the calender was as useless as boobs on a ceramic cow in a a New Delhi inspired eatery. That sure beats the expression "tits on a bull" don't it?

Arthur
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