Big Boy

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Some of you might know that I've started seeing a dietitian so that I can make myself even sexier than Milton Berle.
It's not been going well but it's been going better than I expected.
I have considered hunting down the best diet pills that I can find and doing it that way but I still haven't thought seriously about it.
I'm not on a diet because *drumroll* DIET'S DON'T WORK!.
This is a little factoid that came straight from a dietitian's mouth.
Didn't hear it the first time?
So if you're on one now (unless it's of a nature that is keeping you alive) then you need to look into other ways of slimming down.

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