Misdiagnosed / Triple Threat / A Bus Ride

Dear Constant Reader,

Boy howdy have I got a lot to talk about today.
A couple days ago I went to the doctor doubled over in pain. It was diagnosed as kidney stones. Right area, wrong diagnosis you fucking quack.
I went to the hospital when the pain got worse today and guess what? I've got a kidney infection, a bladder infection, and pneumonia. I was wondering what was causing the wheezing and fever when I woke up this morning.
To make the illness part of this story short (too late!): I'm a very sick boy.
There are few people out there tonight who understand exactly how I feel right now. I don't believe that I have ever been this sick in my life.
Now onto the bus ride:
I was unable to get into a car because of my various maladies so I had to take what is known as the handi-bus. This is a bus for seniors, the handicapped and the mentally challenged.
Tonight's bus ride home was mostly with the mentally challenged and boy am I super-pissed. I refuse to tell you why I'm pissed because then you would say: "goddamn bitch you're insensitive". Suffice it to say that I wish I had been born a few fries short of happy meal (okay so now you can say: "goddamn bitch you're insensitive") because those people get everything on a freakin' silver platter. I totally dig on the fact that they are "special" but Jesus potatoes.
I would be a happy, little man if only I'd been born with half the candles off my cake.

Arthur
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