Cookies In The Snow

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Dear Constant Reader,

Tonight I threw a tin of cookies into a snowbank. Why? A friend of mine was over for an evening of pigging out and when they grabbed a hand-load of cookies at once I jokingly said to them "take the whole tin why don'tcha". They got incredibly pissy. So I got pissy too, grabbed the tin and threw them out into a snowbank like a crazy person.
I'm not sure why I had this reaction but it was something in their pissy tone of voice that made me batty.
If you cannot joke with someone (and this is someone whom I'd always joked with in the past) in this way then what's the point?
I told them to get the fuck out and they could dig the cookies from the fucking snow if they we're so inclined.
It seems that so many people around me take every little thing that I say the wrong way lately and if that's how it is so be it. I'm not going to change the way that I am because of some temperamental motherfuckers.
Except now I wish I had a cookie.

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