Your Spoon, My Butt: Let's Do Lunch

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dear Constant Reader:

MK will signify the son of the jerkoff I'm living with, and a conversation we had the other day.

Me: Do you have a spoon?
MK: Why?
Me: Because you're going to need something to eat my ass.
MK: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
Me: Trust me when I tell you you're not that important.

I had been pouring over ways to get some debt relief from the mess my mother left me in, and this asshead simply pushed me in the wrong goddamn direction.
My buttons are very close to the surface lately.

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