He Needs WAY More Than Detox

Dear Constant Reader,

My asshole (oops I mean roomate/caretaker/landlord/cocksucker) burned his face last week, and I'm guessing that Jesus is a pretty quick healer because he isn't all Elephant Man'ed out.
If you were to ask him about this miraculous healing, he would tell you that it was a combination of Jesus and orovo detox.
I wasn't aware that you were required to take a little something extra with your side order of Jesus.

Arthur
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