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Dear Constant Reader,

It would seem that being a half-assed home renovater automatically means that your van should be a shit hole full of everything from McDonalds bags to promotional pens.
This cocksmith has tons of these things laying around his vehicle, and they've become a driving hazard. An entire cup of these motherfuckers crashed into my fuckstick, and I'm thinking of suing.

Arthur
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