Save Us From Jesus Freaks

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

You're probably tired of hearing about the crazy bastard that I'm living with, but I don't give a shit. I'm going to continue writing about this asshead until I'm finally free from his biblical douchebaggery.
Have you ever lived with someone whom you wanted to push down the goddamn stairs everytime you looked at them? I hope not because it's maddening.
It's not entirely shocking that he lost his kids, and that his wife had the good sense to leave him.
Yeah, I'm living with a man who's void of even a wife to slobber on his knob every once in a while. Hell, I'd blow him myself if it would fucking calm his ass down some.
Oh, and I've been brought on board as the new sound technician for his church. Don't even ask how that happened.
I'm still sure that he blew his mortgage lenders in order to buy this beautiful house, and that's why he hasn't lost it yet.

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