Cloverfield: How It All Went Down

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Here's the best quality version of the new trailer for "Cloverfield", and some of my thoughts below it :

1. So this movie is filmed entirely on a video camera? Hear that? It's the Blair Witch making JJ Abrams stand in the corner.

2. This trailer gives us nothing new beyond the title of this film.

3. The characters in this film could turn out to be the most irritating group of people to listen to since Michael Bay sodomized audiences with "Transformers".

4. A horse drawn carriage really isn't all that creepy.

5. People don't abandon their video cameras during a catastrophic attack?

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