Christmas Pishmas

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Our neighbors have begun to dig out their christmas tree ornaments, and bastardize their front windows with garish displays of Christmas bullshit.
Isn't this a tad early to be putting up a friggen Christmas tree?
I loathe this time of year, and can't wait for news of the first Christmas tree fire.
Oh what fun it is to ride in an ambulance with third degree burns!

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