Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

There's been plenty of market research to prove that women are the most vile creatures on the planet. Why do we love them then?
I'm assuming that it has something to do with the fact that they (most of them) can cook, and that most of them will allow us guys to climb on top of them at night.
Why do they have to be so insane?
I've yet to have a woman in my life that wasn't a frightening person, and I'm beginning to think that the only way to get around this is to start dating men. It's either going to be that or getting my wiener lopped off, and becoming a nun.
Stop asking for attention ladies because you're not going to get me to coddle your insane neediness.

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