What The Heck Is Tenuate?

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Anything that Oprah Winfrey shoves down her throat has to be good for the rest of us right?
Celebrities are apparently swallowing Tenuate like a five dollar crack-ho swallows a load, and if you're not then you can't be just as dysfunctional as them.
It's an appetite suppressant for those times when us fatties can't put the fork down, and you too can be just like Bette Midler now.
So I guess this means we've all become so lazy that we can't try things like eating well, and exercise?
Yay for us oinkers!

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