A Conversation With My Mother

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

I asked my mother why she would dare name me Arthur, and she asked me I had any better suggestions. I sure as hell do.
I've decided that I'm going to name my firstborn one of the following :

o Polyester
o Gorilla
o Moonrug
o peptide
o Marzipan
o Lamborghini
o Chesterfield McTableLeg

Trust me when I say (and by all means let me hear from other Arthur's) that there is absolutely nothing worse than naming your child "Arthur".

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