Watching you tear out your hair is gonna be the best part

Dear Constant Reader,

My sister is doing everything in her power to keep me from seeing my mother. What she doesn't know is that I have a lawyer who eats vindictive bitches for dinner. She had better stay on her side of the cow-pen or he's going to make hamburger out of her hateful ass.

Arthur
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