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Dear Constant Reader,

My neighbors have kids who are the spawn of Satan. And I'm someone who knows a thing or two about the mighty horn-ed one.
Their parents (who I'm quite sure are brother and sister) bought their son one of those rc helicopters that were a lot of fun when I was a boy, but now they're just an irritant.
Would I get in trouble jamming the thing down the kids throat the next time it flies into my wall?

Arthur
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