So, yeah I'll try this ...

Dear Constant Reader,

So, I'm going to be giving alli a try and see if that helps with my elephantine ass.
At this point, I'm entirely willing to try absolutely anything that I can. If this doesn't help, I'll try chopping off my head. That should take off at least 10 pounds, right?

Arthur
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