Some Advice

Dear Constant Reader,

Our American friends may want to consider googlin' some good travel deals immediately.
The Illuminati is moving in to tear down your much beloved country.
I know this sounds like I've been drinking (and I have), but the earth is about to crack open, and your lizard overlords are a-comin'.
Don't take my word for it:

Crazy Lady at Supermarket: "Everything is completely up the ass!"

Arthur
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