Zack And Miri Make A Porno: Red Band Trailer

Dear Constant Reader,

Only one more day till "Zack And Miri Make A Porno"! I can't fucking wait!



Arthur
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You take the good, you take the bad ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I'd love to stuff a Ju Ju Be up my nose, put on a tinfoil hat and run up and down the hallways naked.
Would that make me crazy?
Sometimes, I wish I could just crawl into a huge bag of nuts, and not crawl out for a very long time.

Arthur
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People who ...

Dear Constant Reader,

People who live in dollhouses shouldn't throw little Lego tables.
The manager of my building is constantly on all of us about the most meaningless, mindless shit and I wonder if she has a life.
She needs to pull her head from her nasty place, and let her rent paying tenants get on with their life.

Arthur
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John Walsh Is A Douchebag

Dear Constant Reader,

The man whose child was murdered, and got a show out of it was on TV today talking about the Jennifer Hudson tragedy.

TV Person:
So tell us something that the media isn't telling us about this tragedy?

Jackass Walsh:
The police are working very hard, and the crime scene is locked off from the public?

Wow!
Really?!
We didn't know that?!
Holy shit!

Arthur
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So, yeah I'll try this ...

Dear Constant Reader,

So, I'm going to be giving alli a try and see if that helps with my elephantine ass.
At this point, I'm entirely willing to try absolutely anything that I can. If this doesn't help, I'll try chopping off my head. That should take off at least 10 pounds, right?

Arthur
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Whosa Mah Lah

Dear Constant Reader,

In just a few days, I will have high speed internet again. This means that I can finally start playing World Of Warcraft again, AND I can give up on school to create the most awesome fucking character ever.
I love HIGH SPEED INTERNET!

Arthur
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One of these days ...

Dear Constant Reader,

One of these days, I'm going to be one of those men in an expensive suit and one of those fancy silk ties.
School continues to thrum forward, and I couldn't be more happy.
I only wish that my Canadian History teach wasn't such an incredible douchebag. I guess I can't have everything.

Arthur
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Oh My

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm quite sure that my neighbor is selling her body for sex. Now, if only I could get access to every bit of change in my sofa. I do have to wonder if she does anal?

Arthur
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I Do Wonder ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I wonder how many top rated fat burners I can fit in my mouth, and still manage to swallow?
This diet is going to kill me, and I would entirely eat a busload of nuns if I could.

Oh ... 3 more days till I'm back on HIGH SPEED! WOW, HERE I COME!

Arthur
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SModcast ROCKS!

Dear Constant Reader,

This is the best fucking podcast ever, and I entirely mean that. If you haven't listened yet, you probably condone the hurting of Jews ... and such.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/smodcast

Arthur
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Everything Must Go ... Kinda

Dear Constant Reader,

It takes a real special person to have a garage sale in October, but that's exactly what my neighbor lady did.
Of course, she didn't sell a friggen thing because everyone seems to be inside, pointing outside and laughing at the idiot who's freezing to death trying to sell her shit.

Arthur
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"Cloverfield 2"

Dear Constant Reader,

I can't believe I spent so much time blogging about the first piece of shit, and now I'm gonna start dedicating my blog to the next piece of shit.
There isn't a sufficient amount of information for me to get excited about ... yet.
Keep your eyes on the skies ... and this blog.

A little snack:

At the premiere of the film, Matt Reeves talked about possibilities on how a sequel will turn out if the film succeeds. According to Reeves, "While we were on set making the film we talked about the possibilities and directions of how a sequel can go. The fun of this movie was that it might not have been the only movie being made that night, there might be another movie! In today's day and age of people filming their lives on their camera phones and Handycams, uploading it to YouTube... That was kind of exciting thinking about that."


In another interview, Reeves states:

There's a moment on the Brooklyn Bridge, and there was a guy filming something on the side of the bridge, and Hud sees him filming and he turns over and he sees the ship that's been capsized and sees the headless Statue of Liberty, and then he turns back and this guy's briefly filming him. In my mind that was two movies intersecting for a brief moment, and I thought there was something interesting in the idea that this incident happened and there are so many different points of view, and there are several different movies at least happening that evening and we just saw one piece of another.

Reeves also points out that the end scene on Coney Island shows something falling into the ocean in the background (pointed out by fans to be in the far right from the view out of the ferris wheel, a bit left of a boat sitting in the water seen falling just as the camera beeps), but didn't give out details. Producers Bryan Burk and J. J. Abrams also announced their thoughts to Entertainment Weekly about possible sequel(s). According to Bryan Burk, "The creative team has fleshed out an entire backstory which, if we're lucky, we might get to explore in future films".

Also, Abrams states that he does not want to rush into the development of the sequel right away because of the first film's success, instead he wants to create a sequel that is true to the previous film.

At the end of January, Matt Reeves entered early talks with Paramount Pictures to direct a sequel to Cloverfield, which would likely be filmed before Reeves's other project, The Invisible Woman. Reeves now said:

The idea of doing something so differently is exhilarating. We hope that it created a movie experience that is different. The thing about doing a sequel is that I think we all really feel protective of that experience. The key here will be if we can find something that is compelling enough and that is different enough for us to do, then it will probably be worth doing. Obviously it also depends on how Cloverfield does worldwide and all of those things too, but really, for us creatively, we just want to find something that would be another challenge.

In an interview with IGN, J. J. Abrams stated that they are still in talks with Paramount. Abrams thought (in his opinion) that it would be fun to work on something different. Matt Reeves and Drew Goddard have drawn up different stories for the sequel, but Abrams is only considering the idea of continuing Cloverfield. Paramount is still trying to seal the deal for the sequel.

In an interview with "Attack of the Show", J. J. Abrams had stated that a sequel had not been finalized yet, though Matt Reeves and Paramount are still in talks. In a separate interview, Matt Reeves had stated the same thing. In the same interview between Abrams and "AOTS", Abrams had said that they might abandon the filming style, stating that he and the rest of the crew would like to try something new.

When asked by Crave Online what the current status is on Cloverfield 2, Abrams stated that at this point, they're still discussing it. However, he still feels reluctant to work on a sequel. However, in the same interview, Abrams said that they were working on something that "could be kind of cool." When asked if it would take place in a different location, Abrams replied by saying that "It would be a totally different kind of thing but it's too early to talk about."

Arthur
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Some Advice

Dear Constant Reader,

Our American friends may want to consider googlin' some good travel deals immediately.
The Illuminati is moving in to tear down your much beloved country.
I know this sounds like I've been drinking (and I have), but the earth is about to crack open, and your lizard overlords are a-comin'.
Don't take my word for it:

Crazy Lady at Supermarket: "Everything is completely up the ass!"

Arthur
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Watching you tear out your hair is gonna be the best part

Dear Constant Reader,

My sister is doing everything in her power to keep me from seeing my mother. What she doesn't know is that I have a lawyer who eats vindictive bitches for dinner. She had better stay on her side of the cow-pen or he's going to make hamburger out of her hateful ass.

Arthur
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Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Toward Victory

Dear Constant Reader,

My neighbors have kids who are the spawn of Satan. And I'm someone who knows a thing or two about the mighty horn-ed one.
Their parents (who I'm quite sure are brother and sister) bought their son one of those rc helicopters that were a lot of fun when I was a boy, but now they're just an irritant.
Would I get in trouble jamming the thing down the kids throat the next time it flies into my wall?

Arthur
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I'd Settle For A Fugly Seacow At This Point

Dear Constant Reader,

So, I broke up with the person I'm dating.
I miss them like nuts, but I didn't like the person I was when they were around, and I didn't like what they wanted to make me.

Am I just un-fuckable?
The answer is: No.

So come on folks!

Arthur
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History

Dear Constant Reader,

Those who don't read their history, and junk, are bound to repeat it or some such thing.
If you're planning on voting for McCain/Palin, you pretty much deserve what you get. If you don't mind having your children eatin' by shape-shifting lizards, feel free to vote for these cyborgs.
Does that mean I'm an Obama man? No.
Both sides are equally clueless.
The next four years is gonna be another wonderful mess.

I do suppose you could always vote for 'Joe The Plumber'

Arthur
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