Was It The Dryer Or Me?

Dear Constant Reader,

Rest assured that you'll get fucked when you try to take me to Jesus.
I recently participated in laundry room sex with a very good Christian women who has been trying to get me to do the Jesus thing. I did the Jesus thing alright!
We were doing laundry, and I decided to kiss her. Fortune favors the bold right?
She returned the kiss, and our pants came off faster than I think that they've ever come off in my life.
It was fun, but there was a problem: Her orgasm. There's no way to put this delicately so here goes ...
She wrapped herself around my "down there" area, and let loose a sound that I've never heard in my 20 years of knocking boots. It was frightening!
I asked her if she was okay, and her response was "Yeah that was great".
Either I'm really good at getting her off or she's insane. I think I'll go with choice "A".
Yipes!

Arthur
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