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Dear Constant Reader,

My free sample business cards finally arrived, and I can really see why they're free.
These are supposed to represent what I do for a living, and all they do is make it look like I have absolutely nightmarish taste.
Does the company that sent me the samples honestly expect me to humiliate myself by giving clients these little rectangle slices of multi-color vomit?
Not going to happen!

Arthur
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