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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

Normally you'd think that only Elton John would require the use of Makeup Mirrors among men, but why is that so?
Why can't a man look after himself without folks think that he's playing for the other team?
I get so tired of people assuming that because I look after myself that there must be something wrong with me. It's seems to me that something is wrong with them.
There's nothing wrong with caring about your face.
Now I'm going out on a date to a bathhouse, with my boyfriend Juan.
Juan knows how to treat a lady!

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