I Think That I've Figured It Out

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

I think I've figured out the best way to get the President to admit that he's ready to retire.
Let's get a CIA operative to sneak into his bedroom, jerk him off into a cup, and spill that cup of love batter on the nearest piece of White House staff clothing.
A simple DNA test, and voila!
I realize that this plan may be full of problems, but it seems that the only way to get rid of a President is to have evidence of his semen somewhere on the premises.
I'm confident that we'd be able to find someone willing to jerk the man off, and think of what good it will do.

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