Transvestites, Harry Potter and Smoking

Dear Constant Reader,

Transvestites:
I've been watching a half hour documentary series entitled "Kink" that features a series of stories about people's various sex lives.
One of the couples is Derek and Alexis. Beyond the fact that Alexis is a flaming transvestite they are a normal gay couple.
Here's my question:
Why do guys feel the need to be women?
Don't give me any bullshit psycho-babble because I don't buy into that.
Note to the trannies: You cannot have your crazy and eat it too.

Harry Potter:
I finally decided to really for real read the first Harry Potter book entitled "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
This goes to show (yet again) that just because a writer sells millions of books that doesn't make them talented.
I fully realize that these books were intended for children (they would put a mildly retarded 5 year old to sleep) but plenty of adults wet their Hogwart's uniform over these wastes of paper.
I understand that Book 7 in this series is coming out shortly and I can't wait! Nothing starts a roaring Christmas fire faster than burning a steaming pile of bullshit.
Note to the parents: Reading these books will make children illiterate

Smoking:
I quit smoking exactly 24 hours ago (Saturday, October 21st, 2006, 11:00 pm) and I did it through a self hypnosis CD.
Not only has it been highly effective for me but listening to a droning voice was more entertaining than the infantile writing of J.K. Rowling in her bullshit Harry Potter books.
24 hours gone ... another 24 here I come!

Arthur
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