Chris Rock's Mother Sues Disobediant Cracker

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Dear Constant Reader,

Comedian Chris Rock's mother Rose is going to demonstrate today outside a Cracker Barrel restaurant in South Carolina after the wait staff, she says, ignored her – and she's roped in the Rev. Al Sharpton to help spread the word, report Rush & Molloy. Mrs. Rock alleges that she and her daughter – the only black people in the restaurant -- had been seated for more than 30 minutes in the Murrels Inlet, S.C. outpost of the popular chain and that no one took her order. The manager then tried to placate the pair with free meals, but, by then, says Mrs. Rock, whose various exploits are fictionalized on her son's sitcom "Everybody Hates Chris," "Neither of us wanted to eat." Cracker Barrel says it's investigating the matter and that it does not "tolerate any form of discrimination." Mrs. Rock plans to sue the chain with Sharpton's help.

Dear Chris Rock's Mother,

You mean to tell me that you had time to be offended and notice that you and your daughter were the only two black people in the restaurant? I'm very impressed you lying sack of dogshit.
Perhaps you need to realize that you're really not that important and that every customer in the restaurant deserves to be given their food before your royal highness eats her meal.
Your son is Chris Rock so what the hell are you doing eating at the motherfuckin' Cracker Barrel?

Arthur
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2 comments:

Hairy Carrot said...

Preach on, my brutha! My thoughts are on my page.

wewerethecoolkids said...

Your blog is as ugly as the kid who's mama beat him.