My weird weekend

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Dear Constant Reader,

Oh no I haven't vanished from the face of the earth but sometimes I wish that I would. Let me re-cap my weekend and then you'll know where I was right? Right.

My mother says to me "there's something outside".
Having seen my fair share of horror movies I know that this is probably not a good thing. Having evil neighbors and an idiot caretaker I know that this probably isn't a good thing as well.
So what do I do?
I go outside of course!
I'm walking across the lawn when something throws what appears to be a dinner plate at the back of my head. It whizzes by me and shatters on the street.
Here's a photo of some of the pieces of the possible plate that I picked up from the street:

Had there been someone (of human or animal nature) in my yard the security lights would've went off but they didn't.
So who threw the plate?

We have two wild (outdoor) birds inside the house and they are upset. They are flying from room to room in a terror scaring the shit out of me the paranormal investigator. I'm such a wildlife pussy.

Yesterdays birds left and another one arrived. It could've been one of yesterdays but this one is bigger. It's still in the house

I find out we have an escaped murderer wandering around. He escaped from the local nutbarn and is currently walking around ... somewhere. I wonder if he throws dinner plates to kill his victims?

How was your weekend?

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