Christopher Nolan Talks About "The Dark Knight"

Dear Constant Reader,

It's awesome interview time!
Today, WWTCK sits down with the director of "The Dark Knight", Christopher Nolan.

WWTCK:
Thank you for being here today.

CN:
You're very welcome.

WWTCK:
Heath Ledger.

CN:
Yes?

WWTCK:
Really dead or just a publicity stunt?

CN:
What?

WWTCK:
I'd have totally fucked him.

CN:
I really-

WWTCK:
(interrupting) Maggie Gyllenhaal. Talented actress, or fugly?

CN:
I um ... she's very talented.

WWTCK:
We all know that Michael Caine is British, so he must have a taste for small boys. How many cub scouts does the man who plays Alfred go through in a day?

CN:
Where did you say you were from again?

WWTCK:
How did you keep Morgan Freeman away from the craft service watermelon and chicken?

CN:
I don't-

WWTCK:
(whispered) He's a negro.

CN:
Pardon?

WWTCK:
Julia Robert's older, fatter, balder brother is in your film. Did the stench of her money, and his failure cause any disruptions on the set?

CN:
I think we're done.

Arthur
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