Camp and moving back to Selkirk

Friday, June 27, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm going to be a camp cook this week ... at a Baptist summer camp.
I'm perfectly sober, and have a sudden urge to babysit a bunch of idiot kids struggling with natural acne treatments that Jesus would completely approve of.
I'll be gone for a week, and then I'll be moving back to Selkirk. WOO!
I'm finally getting away from this crazy fucker!
Now I can masturbate without having to listen to people talking to Jesus.

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