Christopher Nolan Talks About "The Dark Knight"

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

It's awesome interview time!
Today, WWTCK sits down with the director of "The Dark Knight", Christopher Nolan.

WWTCK:
Thank you for being here today.

CN:
You're very welcome.

WWTCK:
Heath Ledger.

CN:
Yes?

WWTCK:
Really dead or just a publicity stunt?

CN:
What?

WWTCK:
I'd have totally fucked him.

CN:
I really-

WWTCK:
(interrupting) Maggie Gyllenhaal. Talented actress, or fugly?

CN:
I um ... she's very talented.

WWTCK:
We all know that Michael Caine is British, so he must have a taste for small boys. How many cub scouts does the man who plays Alfred go through in a day?

CN:
Where did you say you were from again?

WWTCK:
How did you keep Morgan Freeman away from the craft service watermelon and chicken?

CN:
I don't-

WWTCK:
(whispered) He's a negro.

CN:
Pardon?

WWTCK:
Julia Robert's older, fatter, balder brother is in your film. Did the stench of her money, and his failure cause any disruptions on the set?

CN:
I think we're done.

Arthur
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1 comments:

Phil Villarreal said...

Funny stuff man.