State Of The Union - Don't Drop The Soap

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

So the woman who raised a fan of prison rape board games is endorsing Obama.
We all know that Barack Obama won't be President, but it's good to know that he's got the support of a woman who's son is a creepy weirdo that probably touches himself at the thought of being sodomized by inmates.
God Bless America!

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Malignant Narcissist said...

Creepy weirdos that touch themselves at the thought of being sodomized are becoming more and more commonplace in the United states. The statistics say that in another 20 years, 25% of America will be touching themselves while "being" sodomized by inmates. It's a humbling statistic when you think about the amount of people it takes to actually "do" the sodomizing. Even if it's another 25% (one on one and not prison gang rape), it means that half of the US population will live in prison.

I think the prison rape board game is a good thing, in the sense that it will teach kids how "not" to be the rapee, but instead be the rapist. Much like games of the past taught us that the Lolipop Woods was nothing to be afraid of, the Molasses Swamp will slow you down a bit, and the ladders are always the fastest way to the top. This game seems very educational for a large part of the youth in the United States, today.

The kids that think kicking and beating a 7-year-old is "fun", and the ones that think there's no consequences for anything they do could have been taught a thing or two by playing this board game. Sadly, may of them never got the chance and are now filling the US prisons at a faster rate than ever before. They will simply have to learn, themselves, by actually dropping the soap and taking that unexpected leap from one side of the closet door to the other.

Thank you for your insight!

wewerethecoolkids said...

So you're saying we should teach kids how to be rapists?
Can you imagine?!

Priest: Hey Johnny can I see you in the rectory?

Johnny: Sure can! *pulls out a baptismal candle* Bend over Father and I'll see YOU in the rectory and if you tell no one will believe you!