My Name Is Arthur, And I'm A Keyword Whore

Dear Constant Reader,

Tits, and vagina?
Sex isn't all that they're about.
Just ask Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Jordan Capri.
We already know that the honeymoon in Hollywood is over for Lindsey Lohan don't we?
Don't listen to your girl, woman and lady.
You're a sexy man, and hot stud!
Don't let some slut fuck your ass!
Don't let some bitch, nigger, chink, gook, cracker or beaner tell you any different!
We already know that only an asshole would eat his own shit, right?
The feces may have hit the fan, but death isn't inevitable.
You can murder, maim, kill and rape the hurt away if you like.
That won't make the pain go away.
What kind of man allows himself to be some cartoon?
Anime may be your solution, but Naruto ain't gonna feed your kids!
You could also kill yourself by drinking a bottle of bleach.
Or continue sitting around, watching dragonball, but DBZ isn't going to pay the bills.
Ask eyeshield12 if you don't believe me!

I can't do this anymore.
Must re-energize.
Peace niggers!
Or do you prefer the term "nig"?
You can call a faggot a fag, but they won't like it.
They prefer "gay", "lesbian".
Stop watching porn because you already know that pornography can't save your soul.
Neither can a video game!
Hate?
Love?
Do these things come from an XBox 360?
A PS3 perhaps?
A PSX?
I doubt it.
A Playstation is the only way that Sony can control you.
Microsoft uses the XBox.
Or Nintendo uses a WII.
Leave Ebay a note that you'll no longer be their bitch.
Adobe Final Cut can't slice away your bitterness!
Have an apple, and premiere that new you that's just waiting to get out.
Don't watch the news!
Bush might be a Republican, but he's not wrestling in oil.

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Matt 5:28-29 (NIV) [Jesus:] “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.”

Boys left with injured tongues after sticking them to flagpole
Sunday, January 27, 2008 | 11:10 AM

CHESTERTON, IN -- Two fourth-grade boys mimicking a scene from the movie "A Christmas Story" wound up with their tongues stuck to a frozen flagpole.
Gavin Dempsey and James Alexander were serving on flag duty at Jackson Elementary School Friday morning, with the job of raising and lowering the school's flags. They decided to see if their tongues really would stick to the cold metal.
"I decided to try it because I thought all of the TV shows were lies, but turns out I was wrong," Gavin said.
Karen Alexander, James' mother , said her son told her he got the idea from the movie, which is based on stories about a boy growing up in the northwest Indiana community of Hammond in the 1940s

"I can't believe he did it, but they learned their lesson," she said.
James said he plans to eat a lot of ice cream to help nurse his wound.
"When you're young, you're just messing around," he said.
Billie Dempsey, Gavin's mom, said a nurse called them to tell them the boys' tongues were bleeding.
"The nurse asked them, 'OK, who double-dog dared who?"' Billie Dempsey said, a reference to a phrase that a character in the movie used to dare another child to stick his tongue to the pole.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Police: 'Bizarre sex' kills woman

Use of electricity sparked heart attack in Lower Windsor woman's death, police said.
By MIKE HOOVER
Daily Record/Sunday News
Article Last Updated: 01/24/2008 03:58:28 PM EST

3:58 PM
Jan 24, 2008 — A 37-year-old Lower Windsor Township man is charged with using electricity to shock his wife to death in what police describe as some “bizarre sex” inside the bedroom of their southern York County trailer.
Toby Taylor, 37, of the 100 block of Oak Leaf Court, was charged Thursday with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.

Late Wednesday night, police say they responded Taylor's home in the Restless Oak Village mobile home park for a reported electrocution that turned into a cardiac arrest.

Upon arriving, police found Kirsten Taylor, 29, unconscious and began to perform CPR. She was taken to York Hospital where she was pronounced dead at 11:25 p.m., according to the coroner's office.

During the investigation, police discovered Toby Taylor attached alligator clips on the end of a stripped electric cord which he attached to her breasts, according an arrest warrant affidavit. He would then use the off and on switch on a power strip to shock his wife, according to court records.

The jolt of electricity is believed to have triggered the heart attack, said Police Chief David Sterner.

“This was some bizarre sex,” he said.

An autopsy conducted at the Lehigh Valley Medical Center Thursday listed the cause and manner of death as pending, said York County Coroner Barry Bloss. A final determination awaits further testing of the electrical equipment used on the victim and a toxicology test, he said.
Kirsten Taylor's body had several visible burns to her body, including her breasts, which clearly indicated electrocution, he said.

After he was taken into custody, Toby Taylor claimed he used electricity to sexually arouse his wife and himself in performing previous sex acts, Bloss said.

“This was bizarre sex. Some people would say this was perverted sex. I have never seen anything like this before,” Bloss said.

Bloss said Sterner said even if Kirsten Taylor consented to the use of electricity, Toby Taylor should be charged because his action showed a reckless disregard for human life.

“Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone,” Bloss said.

Sterner said Toby Taylor also lied to police and tried to conceal evidence after his wife lost consciousness. He said that he initially blamed a hair dryer for the injuries and dressed her naked body.

“If this was an accident, he obviously went too far,” Sterner said.

Arthur
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